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This is Gonna be Me in about 30 Years

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Scared Old Man Seeking Help

A gentleman goes into his doctor's office and is finally allowed to see the doctor. The guy says, "Doc, I'm having trouble with.. well, you know.."

The doctor thoroughly examines him and says, "You'll need to have some work done to bring back your sex drive. I'll get back to you in a few days. Let's run some tests."


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The distraught man waits and waits for his test results, and after 2 weeks finally received the call he's been waiting for: Doc Says, "I can do it in a series of operations that will take 30 days and cost $12,000, or I can do it in one operation right away that would cost $30,000. Why don't you go home and discuss it with your wife?"

So the gentleman goes home and has "the talk" with his wife.

The next day the guy comes back into the doctor's office.

The doctor says, "What did you decide?"

He says without any reluctance whatsoever, "We're going to re-do the kitchen!!"

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A Visit From Grandma & Grandpa

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight.

When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son’s medicine-cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.

The son said : "I don’t think you should take one, Dad. They’re very strong and very expensive."

"How much?" asked Grandpa.

"$10.00 a pill." answered the son.

"I don’t care," said Grandpa,

"I’d still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I’ll put the money under the pillow."

Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under the pillow.

He called Grandpa and said : "Dad, I told you each pill costs $10.00, not $110.00."

"I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma!"

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