Showing posts with label police. Show all posts
Showing posts with label police. Show all posts

Saturday, March 23, 2013

How Many Cops Does It Take to Subdue 2 Guys?

Let's see, shall we? (VOLUME WARNING at 1:14)


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Thursday, December 20, 2012

Monday, December 10, 2012

The Precinct's Embarrassed


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Tuesday, May 22, 2012

How is This Even Possible?


This piece of music:


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. . . won a 1982 Grammy,

OVER this piece of music:


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Pardon me whilst I go vomit!

Saturday, March 31, 2012

If You See it, Film it


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Monday, January 30, 2012

Saturday, December 31, 2011

Happy New Year Everyone!

Be sure to choose the correct ride tonight!


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Friday, September 9, 2011

Meanwhile, In...


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...well, wherever it is that hoodlums who attack riot police wear masks like that.

Crazy thing is, I'm not sure whether that's a phone number on that sign in the top left, but if it is, that's a San Antonio area code. Not San Antonio, though.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Classy Officer - We Need More Like Him


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The dude was even pushing the limit, almost to the point of being a jerk, and not only did the officer do exactly what he was supposed to, he was very courteous in doing so. Well done, Mr. Lyons, badge number #1093 from Oceanside, California!

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

AKA The Satanic Sheriff


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"Sheriff from Hell".. "Devil Cop himself".. You get the idea.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Police - Freeze!


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Nah, just kidding. I'm not a cop, I just felt like telling you to stay this way. And touch your butt.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Friday, January 7, 2011

How Not To Get Your Ass Kicked By Police

(Here's your language warning - Hey, It's Chris Rock, and he curses a lot.)


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Monday, October 11, 2010

Man Gets Speeding Ticket - Buys Department's Domain Name


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Most of the time, if you get a speeding ticket you just grumble about it and pay the fine. It’s usually not a big deal for most people unless it happens a lot or they get caught going a ridiculous amount over the posted speed limit. You can fight it in court or just pay the ticket, and for most people those are the only options.

However, after receiving a $90 speeding ticket in Bluff City, Tennessee, Brian McCrary discovered a third option. The Bluff City Police Department had forgotten to renew their domain name, BluffCityPD.com, and let it expire. McCrary bought the domain name for $80 and posted his side of the story with information about speed traps in Bluff City and the $250,000 per month they cost the town’s 1,500 residents.

The police department had no idea their domain name had expired and that McCrary owned it until reporters started calling them to ask about it. Bluff City Police Chief David Nelson said they may approach McCrary about buying the domain back from him, but they are not optimistic.

McCrary’s goal is to get enough attention to put pressure on the local government to remove the traffic enforcement cameras in Bluff City.

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More on this story here..

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Don't Mess With Old People


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How to call police when you're old and don't move fast anymore:

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' He said 'No.' Then they said 'All patrols were busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.'

George said, 'Okay.'

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again. 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them.' and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six police cars, a SWAT team, a helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the policemen said to George, 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!?' George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'

(True Story) Don't mess with old people!

Thanks, Rick!