People are Nuts

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Switching Places

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Very Funny

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Here's a Glue Stick

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Obedience: Howard Zinn

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Correction

I've seen this picture around the Internets. It's a parody image of the common phrase "That's what she said".

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I mean really?? Come on people. She didn't say "that's what."

"That" - is what she said.

Good try, though.

People Are Awesome

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Get Out of my Way!

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You would think they would do everything that they do as fast as they can, with the limited time they have left. Jerry Seinfeld said this once in a monologue for one of his shows. But yet it's all slower. Cars are bigger (gigantic). Houses are smaller. Conversations take forever.

Here's a relevant Seinfeld clip about this.

The 8 Stages of a Bath

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The 9 People You'll See At Every Golf Course

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The Misogynist
Description: He doesn’t so much enjoy golf as he enjoys having an environment where it’s acceptable to complain about women and crudely talk about sex. Leave a putt short or hit a weak drive? “Come on, Sally! You hit that like a pu***! Nice skirt! Does your husband play?” Hit a putt past the hole or crush a drive? “Whoa! Someone’s wife isn’t giving him enough of the ********! Look at all that extra aggression!” Whatever The Misogynist shoots in a round, put him down for double that number on uses of the terms “old lady” and “ole’ ball and chain.”

Fun Fact: The Misogynist has been banned from 12 courses for trying to feel up the beverage cart girl.

The Rules Official
Description: He has read the USGA rules book two dozen times and has a copy of it in his golf bag that he will display at a moment’s notice. You better not be trying to move your ball out of that mud patch in the middle of the fairway because, according to Rule 13-b(1.4), that particular mud patch, due to its lack of distinguishing marks, does not fit the criteria for “ground under repair.” I mean, sure, if you want to play that way, fine. But if this was the US Open you’d be getting a significant penalty.

Fun Fact: The Rules Official received a severe beating in 8th grade after reminding his math teacher that she had forgotten to assign homework.

The Mulligan Man
Description: He is the complete opposite of The Rules Official. To him, it’s always winter rules … wherever his ball lands, he just finds the nearest and best lie without any sort of obstruction between him and the hole. And then he props it up on a cluster of grass like a tee. Golf’s not so hard! Whoops! Hit one out of bounds again? Just like on the last four holes? Nope! Not really! He didn’t use his 5th hole mulligan yet! And that’s a gimme from 10-feet, right? Well, it doesn’t matter anyway. He’s going to count the putt whether it goes in or not. Put him down for yet another par!

Fun Fact: Despite losing 14 balls during the round, Mulligan Man still managed to shoot 78. Amazing!

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The World Record for Human Mattress Dominoes

850 people in New Orleans took part in this World Record attempt, in which they were knocked back onto mattresses as human dominoes.


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Stupid People

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Which reminds me.. Have you seen that commercial during basketball games where several players are making the point that calling a player's moves "gay" instead of "dumb or stupid" is offensive to gay people?

Is calling their their moves "stupid" offensive to stupid people?

Or how about this: "Hey dude, that dunk was SICK!"

"Shut your mouth, man, I'm sick over here.."

Mapping People Living with an HIV Diagnosis

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Just something to think about. More importantly, it's something to take a few minutes, and look at critically. Look at several counties you've been a part of. Look at poor states, and rich states. Look at the borders, and the big cities. It's a map that completely blows away most of your pre-determined thoughts, isn't it?

Protect Our Internet People

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A Positive Attitude

Thanks Kanis!

A Monday Link Dump

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• The Richest People in America - (via The Daily What)

• How to Make American Cheese - (via The Presurfer)

• Ground Zero Sept.11, 2001 - Sept.11, 2011 in Pictures - (The Big Picture)

• The National Bed Bug Registry -and- How To Choose a Pest Control Company

• The Worst Stadium Seats Around the World - (via Peter From Texas)

• The Texas Drought & Wildfires in Pictures - (The Big Picture)

• Charlie Sheen Awarded Huge Settlement with Warner Bros. - (Yahoo! TV News)

• The Top-51 Degrees for Getting a Job and Making Money - (The Best Degrees)

P-p-patience is a Virtue

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How People From The Texas Triangle View Texas

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People - Like You've Never Seen Them Before

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Where Do You Fit?

The Pew Research Center has a really great poll here. It consists of 20 simple choices between pairs of statements, and the results have come out very accurate for the few times I took it.

To identify your typology group, select one response from each of the paired statements. Even if neither statement is exactly right, choose the response that comes closest to your views.

Click the image above to go take the quiz, and see where you fit!

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