Saturday, January 8, 2011

YTD Stats On Airport Screening From The Dept. Of Homeland Security


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• Terrorist Plots Discovered: 0
• Transvestites: 133
• Hernias: 1,485
• Hemeroid Cases: 3,172
• Enlarged Prostates: 8,249
• Breast Implants: 59,350
• Natural Blondes: 3


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