Ryder Cup Terminology 2014

If you're gonna call the morning matches "four-ball," then you can't call the afternoon matches "Foursomes," you should call them "two-ball". There are always gonna be four players playing together on Friday and Saturday, so neither "four-ball," nor "foursomes" makes good sense. Why not call them exactly what they are? All four players are playing their own ball in the morning, and the BEST player's BALL for each pair - wins the hole, so call it "Best Ball". In the afternoon, each pair alternates strokes on ONE BALL, and that is called "Alternate Shot".

Taking Care of Himself, as only Dogs Can Do

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Awesome! He knows how to keep himself busy.

This is SO Rusty

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Art

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And my dog loves it.

Mom's Tippytoes (OC)

Mine

Dog Loves His Red Ball

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What happens at :06 is hilarious. I wish my dogs were this aggressive with gigantic balls, but they only like racquetballs or tennis balls.

Research

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Clever Dog Playing Fetch - Alone

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Now I need to teach Rusty to do this. And I'll also need some stairs...

It Ain't Tony's Fault...

Your defense is doing its job! Run the ball 3 times, and punt!

What A Good Friend

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Good Kid

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Hmm.. What kind of message is it gonna send to the first kid who was upset in the first place - once he finds out the other kid was given an autographed bat?? They should've kept it simple, and given him a ball as well. Maybe an autographed ball. Good story though! These two kids will probably be friends for life now.

The Amazing Golf Ball

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!"

The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?"

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"It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never lose it!"

"Whattaya mean," scoffs the golfer, "you can never lose it? What if you hit it into the water?"

"No problem," says the salesman. "It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and then it spins towards it."

"Well, what if you hit it into the woods?"

"Easy," says the salesman. "It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your
eyes closed."

"Okay," says the golfer, impressed. "But what if your round goes late and it gets
dark?"

"No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I'm telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!"

The golfer buys it at once. "Just one question," he says to the salesman. "Where did
you get it?"

"I found it."

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Well, Crap!

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Would someone actually do this? Wait - Don't answer that..

Ball Droppings

1 - Click the banner image
2 - Draw lines on the screen to bounce the balls around
3 - Enjoy the music
4 - Draw more lines

Click the banner image to start the insanity!







This was pretty cool - but it eventually locked up.













Ohhh the variations!

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How To Pocket The 8-Ball On The Break

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LeBron Is Pretty Disrespectful

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Oh Hi

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Liquid soap, too! Man I hate that when I go to wash my hands, and that little ball of dried-up soap forces my quirt all the way onto my arm, shirt, and floor.

How About A Snowball Maker

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This thing would collect some serious dust before I'd be able to use it here in south Texas, but elsewhere I'm sure it would probably be a pretty handy gadget!

That's Using Your Head

Blonde Jessica Kastrop was the ultimate professional as a stray kick struck her at more than 100mph during a pre-match warm up.
Footage of her unfortunate header has since become a YouTube sensation.The German's head was sent plunging forward with the massive impact but incredibly she bounced right back.

The ball had been kicked by former Chelsea star Khalid Boulahrouz who dispatched a long-range effort during practice ahead of a Bundesliga pre-season clash in Stuttgart.

It hit her with such force her knees buckled and she had to brace herself against a lectern to stop herself collapsing in a heap.
Jessica said afterwards: "I was fine - eventually. Boulahrouz ran over to me straight away and apologised."

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The funniest part of this..? The "THUD" that's clearly audible.

K9 Reasoning

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I know for a fact that Rusty doesn't ever think this. He could play for hours on end.