Gravesite SALE (OC)

I drive by here from time to time. Finally got a picture of it! This is nuts!

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What kind of sale is this, anyway? Are they selling dead bodies? Is it a discount on a grave site NOW, even though I won't need one until later? Is it buy one get one free???

Are You Kidding Me?

For just under $1 million, one clearly determined eBay bidder has secured what an online ad termed “possibly the most frightening mask on the planet” – of Casey Anthony.

The latex mask bearing an uncanny resemblance to Anthony is one of nine created for a parody video, and it generated 105 bids before the auction deadline closed Wednesday.

The seller described the mask as “one of the best Halloween masks I've ever seen”.

This one is in excellent condition and it is numbered 6 of 9. I kept one for myself because I know these will be priceless. A significant piece of crime history. No matter what your opinion of the trial is, this is still one heck of a conversation piece.

The winning bidder pledged to pay $999,900 for the item.

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The Amazing Golf Ball

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!"

The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?"

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"It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never lose it!"

"Whattaya mean," scoffs the golfer, "you can never lose it? What if you hit it into the water?"

"No problem," says the salesman. "It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and then it spins towards it."

"Well, what if you hit it into the woods?"

"Easy," says the salesman. "It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your
eyes closed."

"Okay," says the golfer, impressed. "But what if your round goes late and it gets
dark?"

"No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I'm telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!"

The golfer buys it at once. "Just one question," he says to the salesman. "Where did
you get it?"

"I found it."

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Why Does This Not Surprise Me?

Doh!

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They Walk Among Us

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it..."

For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice. He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal. So he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50."

The next day someone stole it..