Yeah, We Need Some New Ones Already

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How dumb it is that we still hear the same Christmas songs every single year? Not only that, none of the one's that are famous are anywhere near new. I wonder why this is? What did they hear in the 1930's, and before?


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Christmas Carols For The Disturbed

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three
Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for
Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing
About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House
and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and
Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town
to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts
of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch
Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll
Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night,
Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a
chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells

Thanks Barbara!