Saturday, August 21, 2010

Such A Good Girl


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Breaksoap



Though everybody knows clearly that hand pump is more hygienic and easier to use than hand soap, they seldom realize there’re lots of chemicals contained in the soap pump which may hurt your skin. Providing a clever solution to that, Dave Hakkens has created the Breaksoap, a new kind of soap that is divided into small pieces for personal use. Do you need it?

Continue to the site for a few more pics.

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I Guess I'll Just Jump Through This Window



I just saw this on TV, and had to find it to post here. It's bad enough that this idiot didn't realize that these types of facilities tend to have a better pane of glass than just your average window. But by fleeing a courtroom in an attempt to escape, not only does he increase his crime from obstructing justice to felony evasion, his bail was increased from $50-some-odd thousand to $1.5 million!

And then there's the really funny part: How many cops are needed for a call of this nature, anyway??? Looks like a damn clown car full of police officers pulled up! Yeah I ripped that last quote from the World's Dumbest Criminals show that it was on, but hey.. that was funny.

Spider Webs Suck



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Inappropriate Flyer


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Friday, August 20, 2010

Grocery Shopping



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For some reason I laughed at this for minutes. We all know how true it is, but this is just such a funny way to picture it!

How NY-ers View America


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The Longer You Look...


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...the more interesting it gets.

Unintended Result




































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Caps Lock


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That's about right.

According To A Study..


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Unemployment Rates By County By Month, Jan. 2007 - May 2010


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Thursday, August 19, 2010

How Soft Drinks Impact Your Health

Harmful Soda
Clicky biggy.. (twice for source)

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Only A Serious Pet-Lover


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...like me. I would do this. Of course I'd be more likely to have a 2nd umbrella for myself!

Doesn't The Government Have Better Things To Do?


Roger Clemens indicted on perjury charges, and others.

A federal grand jury indicted Roger Clemens on Thursday on charges of making false statements to Congress about his use of performance-enhancing drugs.

An indictment was returned to U.S. Magistrate Judge Deborah A. Robinson of the District at a brief hearing shortly after 1:30 p.m. The indictment charges Clemens with one count of obstruction of Congress, three counts of making false statements and two counts of
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perjury in connection with his February 2008 testimony before the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform.

If convicted, he faces 15 to 21 months in prison.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

A Golf Poem


In My Hand I Hold A Ball,
White And Dimpled, Rather Small.

Oh, How Bland It Does Appear,
This Harmless Looking Little Sphere.

By Its Size I Could Not Guess,
The Awesome Strength It Does Possess.

But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell,
I’ve Wandered Through The Fires Of Hell.
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My Life Has Not Been Quite The Same,
Since I Chose To Play This Stupid Game.

It Rules My Mind For Hours On End,
A Fortune It Has Made Me Spend.

It Has Made Me Yell, Curse And Cry.
I Hate Myself And Want To Die.

It Promises A Thing Called Par,
If I Can Hit It straight And Far..

To Master Such A Tiny Ball,
Should Not Be Very Hard At All..

But My Desires The Ball Refuses,
And Does Exactly As It Chooses.

It Hooks And Slices, Dribbles And Dies,
And Even Disappears Before My Eyes.

Often It Will Have A Whim,
To Hit A Tree Or Take A Swim.

With Miles Of Grass On Which To Land,
It Finds A Tiny Patch Of Sand.

Then Has Me Offering Up My Soul,
If Only It Would Find The Hole.

It’s Made Me Whimper Like A Pup,
And Swear That I Will Give It Up..

And Take To Drink To Ease My Sorrow,
But The Ball Knows …. I’ll Be Back Tomorrow.

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A-hem, The Gods Are Watching You


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Serious Fire


Click to enlarge & get the best detail on this one..

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No idea where this - Going by current events, I assume it could be somewhere in Russia. What an amazing image!

Five Finger Death Punch's Mount Rushmore


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Louis CK - The N-Word

an excerpt from "Chewed Up" part 1

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This is so true! I've thought about this exact fact many times, and here is one of the best comedians of the modern world eloquently putting it into words. Thank you, Louis!

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Giants' Eli Manning Pounded



Being a Cowboys fan, I post this not because I hate the G-Men. I post this because someone got hit hard, and had to get 12 stitches in his head - and he plays for a team other than the Cowboys.

If you watch closely to the slow motion part of the video, you can clearly count the hits 1-2-3.. the thrd one of which is what gives Eli a 3-inch gash on his forehead.

Jigsaw Puzzle Hardwood Flooring


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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Beavis And Butthead - No Laughing



Definitely one of the funniest B&B episodes.

No Brainer


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The Automotive Family Tree



Basically it's a diagram of who owns who in the automotive world.

The diagram shows 130 different vehicle manufactures from US, Europe, India, Asia, Russia and China. I’ve read that there is more than 80 different vehicle manufactures in China. I made the decision not to list all of them, but the ones I included are among the top 40 manufactures in the world.

Click here or on the banner image to see this huge thing!

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They're Not Listening


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Monday, August 16, 2010

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Sticky Pad WIN


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Yeah, I'd say it was pretty successful.. I'd also be moving away from that place of residence!

19 Amazing Golf Cart Mods


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Apparently, Golf is a sport loved by many and having a great caddie is very important for every golfer. There are many variations in golf carts, however, some of them are really unique and full of awesomeness. Many guys out there love to mod their carts, and they come up with some really brilliant designs.

In this collection we have 19 awesome Golf Cart Mods, which includes a golf cart which looks like it is owned by the fire department to a monster truck golf cart which can run over the rest. So, check it out.

Cadillac Escalade Golf Cart

This Escalade cart looks like a mini SUV and is powered by electricity. Priced at about, $13,995 it has a fiberglass body, custom paint, marine-grade-vinyl seats and chrome mirrors.



H2 Hummer Golf Cart

So, you saw the Escalade Golf Cart, apparently there is a Hummer version as well. This one is priced at $38,000 and looks exactly like a tinnier version of the much powerful Hummer. So, if you really want to stand out and show some power on the golf course then this baby is a really great option.

Funny Looking Golf Cart

This fiery red beast looks like it can make through any terrain, sadly it does not. Looks a bit hilarious and it may still leave quite a big hole in your pocket.




Eco Friendly Golf Cart

Although this is just a concept, it can be good energy saving option for future golf carts. It is a very simple concept where you just have to replace the batteries with fuel cells for zero emission. It seems to have a really futuristic design and interface, while it would be made out of a vegetable fiber composite.

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Rush - Tom Sawyer - Slowed Down



..from 45rpm to 33⅓rpm. Very cool - takes me back to when I was a kid, and played around with this when there were actually vinyl records and record players on which to do it!

Anyone who knows me knows this might just be my all-time favorite song. I like the original speed better, but it sounds so ominous this way.

James & Robert Freshening Up The Wardrobe