Sunday, December 6, 2009

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three
Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for
Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing
About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House
and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and
Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town
to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts
of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch
Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll
Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night,
Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a
chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells

Thanks Barbara!

2 comments:

  1. That is so bloody funny, so I hope you don't mind but I have pinched it and posted it up on my website (with credits back to you obviously)

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  2. Sure buddy.. Just glad my sister sent it to me - makes for a funny post this time of year. Have a good one!

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