Friday, April 9, 2010

An Amazing Masters Leaderboard



Let us all embrace this incredible Masters leaderboard. Three of my all-time favorite players are showing their teeth. Phil, Freddie, and Tom Watson. Wow Tom is 60! Freddie is 50, but that's no surprise, as he's won 3 of his first 4 tourneys on the champions tour. Watson was probably my dark horse favorite golfer as I grew up. Yeah I knew it was all about Nicklaus, Palmer, Norman, Price, and Faldo...

It's just an incredible leaderboard after round-1.

Tiger? Yeah he's right there with his "best Masters 1st round ever".

Sigh.

Have fun!

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Priorities


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OMG - Run For Your Lives!


It's the Grim Reaper!!

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Kitteh Not Concerned


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Pacman Confused



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Morning Mindset


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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

They Walk Among Us


Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it..."

For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice. He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal. So he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50."

The next day someone stole it..

Stranded



One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.

He thought to himself, “It’s certainly not a ship."

As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft.

Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit. Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask, and zipping down the top of the wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, “Tell me, how long has it been since you’ve had a good cigar?”

“Ten years,” replied the amazed Irishman.

With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit, and pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a lighter.

He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag. “Faith and begorrah,” said the castaway, “that is so good! I’d almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!”

“And how long has it been since you’ve had a drop of good Bushmill’s Irish Whiskey?” asked the blonde.

Trembling, the castaway replied, “Ten years.”

Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there, and removed a flask and handed it to him.

He opened the flask and took a long drink. ”‘Tis nectar of the gods!” shouted the Irishman. ”‘Tis truly fantastic!!!”

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, “And how long has it been since you played around?”

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, “Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don’t tell me that you’ve got golf clubs in there too!”

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Hard To Believe People Still Fax Stuff

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Monday, April 5, 2010

Boredom


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Easter Results


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Some Bullsh*t Happening Somewhere

~~ Here's your bad language warning ~~



Funniest thing I've seen in a while!

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22 Items That Will Allow You To Entirely Bacon Up Your Day



Pour a bacon martini
You’ve had a stressful day and you need to unwind. Why not combine the taste of Jimmy Dean with the sophistication of James Bond and pour yourself a martini made with bacon flavored vodka? It has all the flavor of morning nestled in the warm embrace of a nightcap. If they could just find a way to make a Hot-Pocket with bacon vodka…life would be complete.



You get up and jump in the shower with your bacon soap
It’s not enough that you just enjoy consuming and wearing bacon. You need to pick up the essence of bacon. You need to smell like bacon. Everyone loves the smell of bacon cooking. By default, everyone will love you. Mmmm, you smell like the inside of a Denney’s. And who doesn’t want to hang out with someone that smells of a Grand Slam Breakfast?



Bacon popcorn
No. Someone with good sense talks you out of the tattoo and into watching a movie. Gotta have popcorn. Old Orville Redenbacher thought of everything but this tasty concoction. He must have been too busy funneling money into making sure more of your corn popped to bacon infuse his product. Gotta figure this would make a fortune at movie theaters too. Don’t you hope that bacon popcorn is coming to a theater near you?



Enjoy your hobby by going to the range to shoot your bacon AK-47
You gotta let off some steam somehow. Why not pull the trigger on flavor and go Scarface on everyone with you Bacon AK-47? Everyone needs a hobby to help them release stress. This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting and this one’s part of a balanced breakfast.



You take pictures of models in bacon bikinis
You get to work. It’s time to get down and dirty with some fatback. You want to share your profound love of bacon with the world. The world and these gorgeous bacon covered models. The beauty of bacon mixed with the beauty of women; you couldn’t find a finer canvas for such a delicate medium. Bacon and art are together now and forever in your photographs. It’s edible art and it’s superb.

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Sunday, April 4, 2010