I Guess I'll Just Jump Through This Window

I just saw this on TV, and had to find it to post here. It's bad enough that this idiot didn't realize that these types of facilities tend to have a better pane of glass than just your average window. But by fleeing a courtroom in an attempt to escape, not only does he increase his crime from obstructing justice to felony evasion, his bail was increased from $50-some-odd thousand to $1.5 million!

And then there's the really funny part: How many cops are needed for a call of this nature, anyway??? Looks like a damn clown car full of police officers pulled up! Yeah I ripped that last quote from the World's Dumbest Criminals show that it was on, but hey.. that was funny.