Showing posts with label kid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kid. Show all posts

Thursday, August 23, 2012

A Wrong Number Text


Earlier tonight I got a text from someone, and it was obviously a wrong-number situation - apparently from a kid who was about to begin school. So I decided to play along with the person, whom I did not know:

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Alex: Hey Ms. Fuentes! It's me Alex sorry to bother you if you were already asleep. I had a question on the dress code.
Me: What's your question?
Alex: If I wear a strapless shirt with a jean button up long sleeve jacket over (all-day) tomorrow will that be acceptable?
Me: That's fine
Alex: Okay thanks! (:


Feeling a little guilty, and thinking I could end up getting this kid sent home from school, I decided to let her off the hook.

Me: You're welcome, but this isn't Ms. Fuentes.
Alex: Who is this? o:
Me: [My phone number].. Not Ms. Fuentes.
Alex: Ummm okay....? Thanks anyways.
Me: Lol No prob.


And then I get this:

Alex: No this is Ms. Fuentes! I know how she acts smart and says that's fine. >:D
Alex: Beach ahhaa
Alex: *Bwahahaha


So this girl thinks I am Ms. Fuentes acting as if I'm not Ms. Fuentes.

Me: OK if you say so
Alex: Nope, I know so. Goodnight stranger :3
Me: Ok but if you can tell me how to prove to you that I'm not Ms. Fuentes, I will.
Alex: Say whaaaa?....


And I'll just leave it there for the time being.

Friday, May 4, 2012

Marvin the Martian


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I used to love this guy when I was a kiddo. He and Wile E. Coyote were my favorites.

Monday, October 31, 2011

Jack & Smokes






























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Friday, September 16, 2011

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Priorities


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Monday, August 22, 2011

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

How Good Is This Kid!


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He's 2! Two!

Friday, December 10, 2010

The Dumbest Kid In The World


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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Wednesday, January 6, 2010