Prison Technology

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Cell Phone Regulations

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Should be hanging in all public places!

A Wrong Number Text

Earlier tonight I got a text from someone, and it was obviously a wrong-number situation - apparently from a kid who was about to begin school. So I decided to play along with the person, whom I did not know:

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Alex: Hey Ms. Fuentes! It's me Alex sorry to bother you if you were already asleep. I had a question on the dress code.
Me: What's your question?
Alex: If I wear a strapless shirt with a jean button up long sleeve jacket over (all-day) tomorrow will that be acceptable?
Me: That's fine
Alex: Okay thanks! (:

Feeling a little guilty, and thinking I could end up getting this kid sent home from school, I decided to let her off the hook.

Me: You're welcome, but this isn't Ms. Fuentes.
Alex: Who is this? o:
Me: [My phone number].. Not Ms. Fuentes.
Alex: Ummm okay....? Thanks anyways.
Me: Lol No prob.

And then I get this:

Alex: No this is Ms. Fuentes! I know how she acts smart and says that's fine. >:D
Alex: Beach ahhaa
Alex: *Bwahahaha

So this girl thinks I am Ms. Fuentes acting as if I'm not Ms. Fuentes.

Me: OK if you say so
Alex: Nope, I know so. Goodnight stranger :3
Me: Ok but if you can tell me how to prove to you that I'm not Ms. Fuentes, I will.
Alex: Say whaaaa?....

And I'll just leave it there for the time being.

Grandma's Phone

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Video of a Tornado Forming in Arlington, TX Today

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If You See it, Film it

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Ask a Med Student a Funny Question..

Get a funny answer.


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Hello, Patriots?

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That is a classic! Or well, it's gonna be.

On a related note, check out just how close the voting is at ESPN.com for the first 84,040 votes nationwide: (link)

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UPDATE: Still 50/50 through 283,000 votes..

UPDATE II: Still 50/50 through 353,626 votes..

It Wasn't THAT Funny

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Jerry Seinfeld Predicted Facebook in the 90's

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How To's: Taking a Picture of Baby

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Oops!

Busted..

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But hey! At least she has her seat belt on.

Shhhhhh!

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All The Time

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Cell Phone Knowledge

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Government asks NCAA Football "Why no playoffs?"


There is a live Abbey Road Webcam - And yes, people do actually simulate the Beatles cover..



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Rule Of Thumb For Reconnecting After A Dropped Call

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How About A Rotary Cell Phone?

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The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club when a cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello!"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."


The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

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