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Friday, August 16, 2013
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Friday, July 13, 2012
The Golfer That You Are
He left home about 8:30 a.m. to play golf with his friends. On the way out the door his wife asked him, "what time will you be home?"
"Probably about 1:30, I'll have lunch at the club," he replied.
1:30 came and went, 3:00 passed... 6:15... still not home. Finally at about
7:00pm he rolls in the driveway, comes in the door, hands his wife a pizza, and begins the apologetic story:
"Well, we finished our round about 11:30, had lunch, and I started home. Then alongside the road I saw this attractive girl with a flat tire on her car. I stopped to help, got the tire changed, and looked around for a place to wash my hands. She offered money, but I refused, so she suggested that I at least allow her to buy me a beer.
She said, 'there's a bar just up the road and they have a restroom. You can clean up a bit there.'
I agreed to stop, and so we had a beer. Then we had another beer... then a couple more, and I soon realized that this girl was not only pretty, but she was also very friendly, and a good companion to spend time with. Before I knew it, we were in the motel next door having sex. And that is why I am so late getting home."
His wife looked him right in the eye and said, "Don't BS me, you bastard! You played 36 holes, didn't you?"
Thanks Rick! (Image Source)
"Probably about 1:30, I'll have lunch at the club," he replied.
1:30 came and went, 3:00 passed... 6:15... still not home. Finally at about
7:00pm he rolls in the driveway, comes in the door, hands his wife a pizza, and begins the apologetic story:
"Well, we finished our round about 11:30, had lunch, and I started home. Then alongside the road I saw this attractive girl with a flat tire on her car. I stopped to help, got the tire changed, and looked around for a place to wash my hands. She offered money, but I refused, so she suggested that I at least allow her to buy me a beer.
She said, 'there's a bar just up the road and they have a restroom. You can clean up a bit there.'
I agreed to stop, and so we had a beer. Then we had another beer... then a couple more, and I soon realized that this girl was not only pretty, but she was also very friendly, and a good companion to spend time with. Before I knew it, we were in the motel next door having sex. And that is why I am so late getting home."
His wife looked him right in the eye and said, "Don't BS me, you bastard! You played 36 holes, didn't you?"
Thanks Rick! (Image Source)
Monday, August 22, 2011
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Thursday, October 1, 2009
Letterman: Target of Blackmail
A blackmailer is in custody after trying to shake down David Letterman - threatening to expose the late night funnyman's affairs with several female staffers.
The "Late Show" host, who married his girlfriend of 20 years in March, revealed the stunning plot at the taping of Thursday night's show - and admitted he had indeed slept with several women who work for him.
A Manhattan grand jury is now investigating.
"This morning, I did something I've never done in my life," Letterman, 62, told his stunned audience. Continue reading..
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