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Job Cuts

A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how

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much money do you make a week?"

Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $300 in cash and screams, "Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

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Interconnected Tech Companies

Click it - then zoom..

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Late Night Furniture Company Meeting

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BP: Changes Coming

Obviously they've started with their logo.

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Misery Loves Company

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The Company of Myself

It isn't often I get completely sucked into a flash game. Yeah, it happens every now & then, but there are only a handful of those that I would consider great. Most of 'em you don't even waste more than a couple minutes on. Some you finish, and then wonder why you wasted 20 minutes of your life. Then there are games like "The Company of Myself".

This one is very well done! It's not complicated, deep, nor does it require tons of time to learn or much ability. Just use of a few arrow keys and the spacebar.. Oh, and your mind. You will learn in a matter of seconds, and each level gets more & more interesting. Great relaxing background music, and a thought-provoking, movie-like theme with an incredible little narrated story behind it.

Go play! or click the picture above.

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Her Office Party: A Survival Guide

It’s that time of year again: Time for the company holiday party. It’s bad enough that you have to dress up and schmooze all night at your own party (at least there’s an open bar, that’s some consolation), but now she wants you to attend hers too.

After-hours work functions (especially when it’s not even your work), can be a little daunting to those newly venturing into the corporate realm. And conversely, the nuances of the company holiday party are old-hat to the corporate journeyman. Pretty much all the same rules/tips apply to any corporate function, but this time there’s just a little twist: It’s her company party. That means there’s a little more to it than guys might think.

What You Need to Know and Do:

1. Dress appropriately for the occasion
Be sure to check what the dress code is for her company party. Luckily for work holiday parties, the dress code is typically pretty clear: formal, cocktail, etc. Don’t worry if your wardrobe isn’t too extensive. Deriving different looks from your basic dark suit can easily be done with your tie, cuff links, shirt color, etc.

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