Thursday, January 7, 2010

Welcome to TPA



For all of you who may be traveling soon, and for your safety, may I recommend a new airline! We at TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are into the flying business!
We can absolutely guarantee no walk-on GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS or other weapons will never be carried onto OUR flights!

Book your next flight with TPA, the safest airline in the industry.

By the way, if a Muslim sees a naked woman he is obligated to commit suicide...

Thanks Barbara!

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