Cat Colors & Patterns

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Just Some Guided Camels In The Desert

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Why?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go to the bathroom in a handicapped stall? -- Jerry Seinfeld








Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, "No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?" Who is that sign for? Is it for the dog, or the blind person? -- Jerry Seinfeld






Here are a few more Seinfeldisms..

Pig Butchering Guide

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Laundry 101

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The Ultimate Bacon Lover's Gift Guide

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Everyone knows someone who loves bacon. (If you don't, you're hanging out with the wrong people...) And who wouldn't love something bacony under their tree?

So to make your holiday shopping easier this year, here are some bacontastic gifts to help spread the holiday cheer. And remember, every time a bell rings, a guy gets his bacon.

Bacon Of The Month Club
The gift of pork that keeps on giving... They'll get 2 packages of bacon delivered to their doorstep every month. And there is a variety of Bacon of the Month Club memberships to suit every kind of bacon fan, like No Pepper, Nitrate Free, Sampler, Bacon and Pancake, and more. It's gonna be a good year.

(Price varies) @ BaconFreak.com


Bacon Platter
Need something to serve all that delicious bacon on? Try this big 10-1/4" x 6" ceramic platter, that can hold an entire slab of bacon. Who says guys don't have decorative serving pieces?

$19.50 @ McPhee.com


Bacon Placemats
Let 'em eat bacon while looking at more bacon. Soft vinyl mat is easy-to-clean so you can wipe off the greasy goodness. And drool.




$2.95 @ McPhee.com

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Outdoor Concert Guide

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1951 Atomic Bomb Survival Guide

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