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Showing posts with label BS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BS. Show all posts
Sunday, November 4, 2012
Monday, May 23, 2011
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Monday, May 16, 2011
May 21, 2011 Billboards

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As most of you are probably aware, many billboards across the country are claiming that on May 21, 2011, the rapture will begin. Quoting WeCanKnow.com's Allison Warden of Raleigh, NC: "The Bible teaches that Christ is returning on May 21 and we want to encourage people to go to Scripture and investigate for themselves. All information in the Bible points to this date. God is going to be saving people right up until the last moment." (Source)
Anyway here is a collection of some more of the crazy billboards, and also one truck:

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Redditor "xtcg123" has proposed the quest for approval of another sign to be posted on May, 22, 2011:

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Sunday, April 17, 2011
Judgment Day BS

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Actually it is very clearly stated in the Bible that no one will ever know when it is coming. So to err by saying you know when it is is one simple error. But to say the Bible guarantees it is a load of BS!
Sunday, January 2, 2011
11 Well-deserving NFL Playoff Teams - And One Other
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OK - Let's all pick the best 12 teams in the league for the playoffs. Seriously, go up and pick them..
(Jeopardy theme playing...)
Did anyone pick the Seattle Seahawks? Exactly.
Such a travesty that TWO 10-6 teams will miss out, and this team gets to go
It's not just the 10-6 NY Giants, and the 10-6 Tampa Bay Bucs that have a serious gripe, here.
There are also the 9-7 San Diego Chargers, the 8-8 Jacksonville Jags, and the 8-8 Oakland Raiders who have something to be pissed about. Wait a minute.. look at the Raiders' division record. Wow - they went undefeated 6-0 in a division that went a combined total of 31-33. That's right! They beat the 10-6 Chiefs twice, the 9-7 chargers twice, and the
The Seahawks now go to the playoffs by virtue of winning a division which went a combined total of 25-39. OK so it must be pretty important how a team does in its own division, afterall, they get to go to the playoffs simply by having the best record of the four teams in that division. How did the Seahawks do in that division? Well, they went 4-2. Ehh.....
Let me fore-go any further
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Friday, October 1, 2010
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
"My Bad" - Manute Bol?

Here's one of the many articles I've seen recently about this topic. (Via) It's about time I type what I've been thinking ever since I first heard this piece of nonsense, following the death of former NBA player Manute Bol. No doubt many, many of you who are athletic and between the ages of oh.. 37 and 43 can probably vouch for what I'm about to say.
I'm gonna call BS on this. While I realize that a lot of the media may have been trying to credit someone "famous" for this little saying, I know for a fact that we were saying this to each other on the basketball court, the baseball field, and everywhere 7'7" Manute Bol - Source
else -- in the weight room, when we tossed a can of skoal out of our buddy's reach, or when guys were gonna get mad because we farted at the wrong time -- back in the late 80's. Heck we may have been saying it as early-on as middle school sports, which would be 1983-1985 for me.
I mean yeah I'm sorry the guy lost his life at a young age, but damn, there's no way he coined that phrase, and was the sole reason it became commonplace ..likely all across the nation.
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Conan / Leno
All right I've had enough. Jay Leno & Conan O'Brien are both equally average. Enough said.
Just another media rant.
That's all..
Just another media rant.
That's all..
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Tiger Woods: I feel Sorry For The Man
This went from:
"Tiger Woods was involved in a minor, 1-car accident a block from his home at Thanksgiving."
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"Tiger quit golf."
"Tiger is retiring."
"Tiger won't be back until probably May or June, and will miss his first Masters."
"I don't think he really will catch Jack Nicklaus."
...in 15 days!!
It won't surprise me if the media is posting its 92nd member of Tiger's illustrious "list". You know, sometime in March - 3 full months from now - when there are two huge golf tournaments right around the corner...
Heck, maybe news will come out that:
Tiger was on his way to his own personal lighted driving range area, when he swerved to miss his neighbor's dog, and while re-correcting, mowed over a fire hydrant on its way to coming to rest against a tree.
Tiger was never driving the Escalade. One of the 92 women came and stole it, and Tiger was chasing them down with the 3-iron.
Tiger left the house at 2 am to take a short drive to remove himself from a situation he didn't want to be in at that moment. Then he decided crashing his car felt like it'd be fun. "I'm a billionaire - why is that news?"
Tiger was leaving for the store late at night to get his wife some ice cream. He was jumped in the driveway, and in a matter of seconds overtook the assailant. The vehicle then took out a fire hydrant, a neighbor's dog, and crashed into a tree. The assailant fled.
Elin was the one driving the Escalade. She knew about a few of Tiger's real mistresses at the time, and was driving them around at his request. The mistress took over control of the vehicle for a few seconds, but was subsequently bludgeoned by Elin with a 3-iron. The body has yet to be found. Tiger says he quickly ran to get help, and saw nothing. Elin then attempted to kill her own mother a few days later. Tiger's been effectively kidnapped to Sweden. Elin releases the statement: "I was blackmaled with $58 million from about 14 women to kidnap this bastard, and remove him from the game of golf. What do I have to lose?"
"Tiger Woods was involved in a minor, 1-car accident a block from his home at Thanksgiving."
-to-
"Tiger quit golf."
"Tiger is retiring."
"Tiger won't be back until probably May or June, and will miss his first Masters."
"I don't think he really will catch Jack Nicklaus."
...in 15 days!!
It won't surprise me if the media is posting its 92nd member of Tiger's illustrious "list". You know, sometime in March - 3 full months from now - when there are two huge golf tournaments right around the corner...
Heck, maybe news will come out that:
Tiger was on his way to his own personal lighted driving range area, when he swerved to miss his neighbor's dog, and while re-correcting, mowed over a fire hydrant on its way to coming to rest against a tree.
Tiger was never driving the Escalade. One of the 92 women came and stole it, and Tiger was chasing them down with the 3-iron.
Tiger left the house at 2 am to take a short drive to remove himself from a situation he didn't want to be in at that moment. Then he decided crashing his car felt like it'd be fun. "I'm a billionaire - why is that news?"
Tiger was leaving for the store late at night to get his wife some ice cream. He was jumped in the driveway, and in a matter of seconds overtook the assailant. The vehicle then took out a fire hydrant, a neighbor's dog, and crashed into a tree. The assailant fled.
Elin was the one driving the Escalade. She knew about a few of Tiger's real mistresses at the time, and was driving them around at his request. The mistress took over control of the vehicle for a few seconds, but was subsequently bludgeoned by Elin with a 3-iron. The body has yet to be found. Tiger says he quickly ran to get help, and saw nothing. Elin then attempted to kill her own mother a few days later. Tiger's been effectively kidnapped to Sweden. Elin releases the statement: "I was blackmaled with $58 million from about 14 women to kidnap this bastard, and remove him from the game of golf. What do I have to lose?"
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