Rockets Of The World

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Simon Says Take One Giant Step

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What A Great Place To Put A Port-a-Potty!

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...or wait. Perhaps the port-a-potty was there first. What a great place to put that sign!

Mark Your Calendars - A Week From Tuesday

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That's also the "first day of winter". Coincidence? Nope..

The Ultimate Bacon Lover's Gift Guide

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Everyone knows someone who loves bacon. (If you don't, you're hanging out with the wrong people...) And who wouldn't love something bacony under their tree?

So to make your holiday shopping easier this year, here are some bacontastic gifts to help spread the holiday cheer. And remember, every time a bell rings, a guy gets his bacon.

Bacon Of The Month Club
The gift of pork that keeps on giving... They'll get 2 packages of bacon delivered to their doorstep every month. And there is a variety of Bacon of the Month Club memberships to suit every kind of bacon fan, like No Pepper, Nitrate Free, Sampler, Bacon and Pancake, and more. It's gonna be a good year.

(Price varies) @ BaconFreak.com


Bacon Platter
Need something to serve all that delicious bacon on? Try this big 10-1/4" x 6" ceramic platter, that can hold an entire slab of bacon. Who says guys don't have decorative serving pieces?

$19.50 @ McPhee.com


Bacon Placemats
Let 'em eat bacon while looking at more bacon. Soft vinyl mat is easy-to-clean so you can wipe off the greasy goodness. And drool.




$2.95 @ McPhee.com

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The Dumbest Kid In The World

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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"

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