Dog Noses Look Like Angry Alien Faces

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Alice in Chains - It Ain't Like That

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One of my all-time favorite AIC tunes...

Pet Me Like This

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It's Like Smokin' a Chicken Bone!

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Pantera - Drag the Waters

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War Party

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The 8 Stages of a Bath

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Troll your Friends

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Even Mosquitos Don't Like Mosquitos

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...especially after spraying them with mosquito repellant!

Sounds Like A Plan!

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Do You Hand Out Kisses To Dirty Old Men?

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I guess times change. Apparently this is from the time period 1980-1985, which surprises me, because I remember watching gameshows then, and I don't remember this one. Good thing I guess.

All I know is had this taken place in the last ten to fifteen years, this guy would've lasted on the air about 2 and half seconds. The guy in question is Fergie Olver, and the show is called Just Like Mom.

How To Chop Wood Like A Boss

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Nothin' Like Some Buds On Ice

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Homer's Literal Meltdown

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Everything

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Receipts FAIL

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According To A Study..

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Entertain Thoughts - Accept The Ones You Like

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I Write Like..

I write like
David Foster Wallace

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

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Yikes! He hung himself at 46...

I may just have to find another selection of text. Using a flaming Dr. Pepper recipe isn't exactly a writing style, let alone MY writing style. More later..

Sometimes It's The Only Option

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