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Showing posts with label fingers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fingers. Show all posts
Friday, November 5, 2010
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Monday, May 31, 2010
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
10 Finkers
Ole vas vorking at da fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten finkers.
He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, “Okie dokie, et’s have da finkers and I’ll see vhat I can do.”
Ole said, “I haven’t got da finkers.”
“Vhat do you mean, you hafen’t got da finkers?” he said. “Lordy - it’s 2010 and Ive’s got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible surgery techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn’t you brink da finkers?”
Ole says………”How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?”
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Sunday, April 11, 2010
Surely Some Blazing Fingers
I saw a few piano players impress me in my lifetime. My mom is one. There were several others. No one caused this type of calamity.
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