Vein Finder

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We're Doomed

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Good Point, Sir

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More Dr. Thomas Sowell quotes here: Domestic Divapalooza..

Excuse Me?

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Buddy - At the Eye Nose Doc's

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This is Gonna be Me in about 30 Years

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Not Sure the Stethoscope is Required

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..because this happens to me all the time. Does anyone else ever get to hear it? Well, no. But what would happen if they could?

Some Archaic Drugs

CTE!

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Google some of these! I did. Here are some of the results:

For Tono Nervine..

For Aconite Root Tincture, and also here..

The Eye Doctor Experience

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Scared Old Man Seeking Help

A gentleman goes into his doctor's office and is finally allowed to see the doctor. The guy says, "Doc, I'm having trouble with.. well, you know.."

The doctor thoroughly examines him and says, "You'll need to have some work done to bring back your sex drive. I'll get back to you in a few days. Let's run some tests."


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The distraught man waits and waits for his test results, and after 2 weeks finally received the call he's been waiting for: Doc Says, "I can do it in a series of operations that will take 30 days and cost $12,000, or I can do it in one operation right away that would cost $30,000. Why don't you go home and discuss it with your wife?"

So the gentleman goes home and has "the talk" with his wife.

The next day the guy comes back into the doctor's office.

The doctor says, "What did you decide?"

He says without any reluctance whatsoever, "We're going to re-do the kitchen!!"

Well Done, Doc!

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Planetary Examination

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Catch-22

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Got A Song Stuck In My Head

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Frustrated By Slow Play

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A doctor, A minister, and an engineer were playing golf one day.

They were frustrated by the slow play of the foursome ahead of them. They couldn't seem to hit the ball any where, they drove their cart into a tree, they stumbled around, lost balls and left them laying behind in obvious locations.

They called over a course warden and asked if there was anything he would do to speed up their play. The warden apologized and then explained that this was a group of blind firefighters. They all lost their sight putting out a fire in the clubhouse the year before. Since then the golf course let them play whenever they wanted and didn't hastle them.

The three friends thought about it and expressed appreciation for the golf courses compassion.

The doctor said, "I have a couple friends that are world-class eye surgeons. I will ask them if there is anything they could do to help."

The preacher said, "I will have my whole congregation pray that God will send a miracle to help those poor firefighters."

The engineer was quiet for a few minutes and then asked "Why can't they just play at night?"

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