Showing posts with label clean. Show all posts
Showing posts with label clean. Show all posts

Sunday, July 7, 2013

Separated Mop Water Bucket

~another entry from the "Why didn't I think of that" file.

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It is for this reason that I usually rinse off the mop in hot water in the sink before putting it back into the mop water. I'd love to have a bucket like this. You know, I have dogs, and stuff.

Monday, May 27, 2013

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Pop Cleaning


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Thursday, March 22, 2012

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Cleanliness is Next to Godliness

I don't watch the show "Hoarders," because anything more than a short video clip of just how nasty & trashed-out the residence is.. well that would just be unnecessary overkill. Here is a great example of someone who obviously failed Housekeeping 101: (Warning - this is about as gross as it gets.)


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Then again, this isn't really hoarding, but for lack of the proper terminology, it's just flat-out sick. One can only wonder what goes through the minds of people who choose to live like this. (Note the caption at one point - it says they found a decomposing cat corpse amongst all the mess. Yikes!)

Friday, February 3, 2012

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Friday, July 15, 2011

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Indian Wanting Coffee

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up." So he gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere, and then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter: "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday! What was all that about, anyway?" The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for position in United States Congress. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day." Thanks Ryan!

Monday, January 11, 2010

Saturday, December 12, 2009

How To Clean Your Toilet

An oldie but goodie!

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids..

4. The cat will self agitate. You may need to stand on the lid and give the cat time to make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times.This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can,and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

SINCERELY,
THE DOG

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