Count 'Em

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Redneck Bunk Beds

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There, I Fixed It

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More Redneck Innovation

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Just wait until they start finding cigarette butts, bottle caps, broken glass, and all kinds of other crazy stuff in their washing machine (and clothes)!

Redneck Innovation

And a lot more here..

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Now the one with the golf ball is definitely something I would do - but then again I have tons of golf balls lying around.

Only In Texas

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How About A Full-Body Mustache?

You know, it only took me about a half-dozen views, but I just noticed it actually does go all the way to his shins. Now I'm really lmao..

You might be a redneck if.....

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Technology For Country Folks

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Redneck GPS

If you have a globe, then go for it.

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Redneck Recliners

Thanks Rick!

Redneck Love Poem

Susie Lee done fell in love,
she planned to marry Joe.
She was so-o-o happy 'bout it all,
she told her Pappy so.

Pappy told her, "Susie Gal,
you'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know,
but Joe is yo' half brother."

So Susie put aside her Joe,
and planned to marry Will.
But after telling Pappy so,
he said, "there's trouble still!"

"You cannot marry Will, my gal,
and please don't tell yo' mother.
But Will and Joe, and several mo'
I know is yo' half brother."

But Ma knew and said, "my child,
just do what makes yo' happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe;
You ain't no kin to Pappy."