I Wonder

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So Yeah, I Did It Again

Did You Ever Wonder

...what would happen if you hired two private investigators to follow each other?

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Guess

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How'd That Feel?

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Did You Know?

The sum of the numbers on a roulette wheel is 666?

I didn't either..

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Sudden Realization

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Where Did The White Man Go Wrong?

Indian Chief "Two Eagles" was asked by a white U.S. Government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.." The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly
replied, "When white man find land, Indians running it - no taxes, no debt,
plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled knowingly:

"Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

Thanks Johnny!