Har de Har

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Yeah, wiener dogs are the best. Cowboys know it.

Alcoholic Drinks & Their Calories/Alcohol Ratio

Click the chart to see the whole thing! Someone did a lot of work to put this together, and yes there's a LOT more to it..

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Interesting Congressional Poll

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Better Call The Fire Department

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Shopping Partner

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This Is So Me

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Get Out The Way!

Watch this:

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And listen to this: (ok ok.. briefly anyway)
Ludacris - Move Bitch (Uncle Ben Mix) by Uncle Ben
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How Not To Get Your Ass Kicked By Police

(Here's your language warning - Hey, It's Chris Rock, and he curses a lot.)


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Get Me Outa Here NOW!

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Go Outside And Get Some Exercise!

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I wonder if that thing is cordless/wireless? Now that's funny. Imagine all the exercise the guy(s) got carrying it to that precise spot..

Get Off My Property!

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How To Get Oil Out Of Water

Seinfeld Hero: Rockband XVIII

Seinfeld ~anything~ is pretty much a good thing.

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Hey Honey

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"I love you too, but get it yourself" is what I'd get.

Yikes!

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Don't get.. Ehh Nevermind

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