Here Comes The Bride

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The Boob Apron

Surely you've seen the infomercial about the CamiSecret. It's a little handkerchief-looking thing that women can attach to their bras. It gives the appearance of a camisole, and also allows women to adjust it up or down depending upon how much cleavage they want to show. Less at work.. More when out on a date, etc.

Well, here's an even better, hilarious version: (NSFW)

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Search for the "Boob Apron".

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Zooey > Katy

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I don't know about the "porn body" necessarily, but I've always thought this exact thing. Zooey is gorgeous, and yes, Ms. Perry looks a lot like her.

A lot of people may like Katy Perry, but for me, she is nothing more than a slutty version of Zooey, with cleavage.

Here they are together:
































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