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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, "I cannot accept mon...

Two men were playing golf one afternoon. They were about to wrap up a fun round, and were about to tee off at the par-5 18th hole. The firs...

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Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go to the bathroom in a handicapped stall? -- Jerry Seinfeld Would some...

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There were five houses of religion in a small Texas town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church, the Catholic Ch...

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Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness, and sits in the corner of the room drinking a sip out of each pint in tu...

Source A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the...

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Ole vas vorking at da fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten finkers. He vent to da emergency room in the Clini...