22 Items That Will Allow You To Entirely Bacon Up Your Day

Pour a bacon martini
You’ve had a stressful day and you need to unwind. Why not combine the taste of Jimmy Dean with the sophistication of James Bond and pour yourself a martini made with bacon flavored vodka? It has all the flavor of morning nestled in the warm embrace of a nightcap. If they could just find a way to make a Hot-Pocket with bacon vodka…life would be complete.



You get up and jump in the shower with your bacon soap
It’s not enough that you just enjoy consuming and wearing bacon. You need to pick up the essence of bacon. You need to smell like bacon. Everyone loves the smell of bacon cooking. By default, everyone will love you. Mmmm, you smell like the inside of a Denney’s. And who doesn’t want to hang out with someone that smells of a Grand Slam Breakfast?



Bacon popcorn
No. Someone with good sense talks you out of the tattoo and into watching a movie. Gotta have popcorn. Old Orville Redenbacher thought of everything but this tasty concoction. He must have been too busy funneling money into making sure more of your corn popped to bacon infuse his product. Gotta figure this would make a fortune at movie theaters too. Don’t you hope that bacon popcorn is coming to a theater near you?



Enjoy your hobby by going to the range to shoot your bacon AK-47
You gotta let off some steam somehow. Why not pull the trigger on flavor and go Scarface on everyone with you Bacon AK-47? Everyone needs a hobby to help them release stress. This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting and this one’s part of a balanced breakfast.



You take pictures of models in bacon bikinis
You get to work. It’s time to get down and dirty with some fatback. You want to share your profound love of bacon with the world. The world and these gorgeous bacon covered models. The beauty of bacon mixed with the beauty of women; you couldn’t find a finer canvas for such a delicate medium. Bacon and art are together now and forever in your photographs. It’s edible art and it’s superb.

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