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Saturday, August 27, 2011
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Wednesday, August 24, 2011
The Haircut
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, "I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week." The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a "thank you" card and a
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dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, "I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week." The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a "thank you" card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The Congressman was very happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it!
Thanks Clarence!
Some Tips For Tipping
Tipping dates back to 18th century England, when an urn would be placed in pubs with a simple sign that read, "To Insure Promptitude." This was later shortened to the acronym T.I.P. or "tip," as it is currently called. While originally a way of ensuring good service, tipping is now expected at most businesses where a personal service is performed.
Some establishments include a tip or gratuity on your bill no matter how small the size of your party, but this is rare. Rather, tipping is an expected and essential part of any experience. In most cases, employees working in industries where tipping is expected make less than minimum wage, and rely heavily on tips. At present, average pay for waiters and waitresses is $2.12 per hour, most or all of which is used to pay taxes on their reported tips.
How do you know when and whom to tip? How much is the appropriate amount? (Source)
Here's the full article..
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Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Harley and the Laser Pointer
Our youngest mini-dachshund Harley has thing thing with laser lights, or little flashlights. He even goes nuts when you're trying to fool him by holding up a lighter, or a pocket knife, or anything that might make him think it's the laser pointer.
This is what he does when he sees my hand going over towards the area where said laser pointer (and all of the other objects) are. Watch his ears.
This is what he does when he sees my hand going over towards the area where said laser pointer (and all of the other objects) are. Watch his ears.
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I've told people lately that here in Texas, when it's time for the weather, "now here's such & such with the weather."
"It's hot! Now onto Sports.."
